I Need a Scissor

“Where’s the scissor?”

“I don’t know, why?”

“I needed it to cut the thread; the zipper on my dress is broken.”

“Then why not head over to the store to buy a new one?”

“I have nothing to wear. The zipper on my dress is broken.”

“Then fix it.”

“Can’t.”

“Why?”

“Because I need the scissor!”


This probably sounded better in my head than on screen but here goes.

PHOTO PROMPT Β© Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

The photo prompt has been given by Jan Wayne Fields at the Friday Fictioneers hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields and the word prompt (Zip) has been given by Denise Farley at the Girlie on the Edge.

46 thoughts on “I Need a Scissor

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      1. It’s sort of like “pants.” A pair of pants is a single garment, but it has two legs. A scissor is a single took, but has two blades without which it is useless. English is an interesting language πŸ™‚

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  1. Very well done. I got a chuckle. Evidentally the person they’re talking to doesn’t understand what a broken zipper means… hehe!

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  2. Dear Bernadette,

    The woman was chasing her boy round the room, she was chasing her boy with a broom, and while she was chasing her boy with a broom, she was chasing her boy round the room. Your piece made me laugh out loud. πŸ˜€

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  3. Since we’re all referencing literary (and songrary) sources…

    …”if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that.” Alice.*

    * not the Alice from Resident Evil. The other Alice

    lol
    fun Six

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  4. Being probably the last one on the scene, I’m scrambling for something different to say, but at this point all I have is a hearty laugh. Well done!

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