Director: (slamming down a newspaper) Ugh! We’re short by only 12 million… (with more emphasis) just 12 million to be the highest-grossing film of all time.
Marketing Executive: (calmly) Yes, I understand. And, naturally, I’ve got a simple idea to boost ticket sales.
Director: (in an excited voice) Why didn’t you tell me so, what is it?
Marketing Executive: Well, we simply re-release the film, complete with deleted scenes, teasers and other specials.
*** The Next Day ***
Every newspaper headline reads “Avengers: Endgame to be Re-released.”
The photo prompt has been given by Ted Strutz at the Friday Fictioneers hosted Rochelle Wisoff-Fields. The word prompt (Simple) has been given by Denise Farley at the Girlie on the Edge.